So what is even more dangerous than DWI or Texting while driving? How about having a backseat driver?  Not just any backseat driver will do though only that special person who seems to refuse to believe the laws of physics and decides to shoot the driver while on the highway.  As a tip to anyone having an argument with the driver while on the highway. Don’t shoot him until after the vehicle has come to a complete stop or better yet just win the argument with your rapier wit and stunning logic.

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I think I have decided that there are two types of tough…those of us born before WW2 and those born after.

Those of us born after WW2 measure toughness and nerves of steel very differently.  For example, a heroic feat of bravery and nerve might be going to that local Sushi restaurant that keeps getting shut down.  That Alpha male in the office is the guy that once spilled his triple pump soy latte on his hands and didn’t even flinch! Don’t get me started on those brave & daring men that skip using facial moisturizer.  The sad fact is that there are 80 year olds that can probably beat us up and take our lunch money.

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Parents,

You get your child’s credit card bill to find that he is over his limit.  When I say over the limit I don’t mean by $10 or $100 I mean to the tune that the GDP of the entire US would not pay the interest.  Take a look at the notice this guy got on his son’s card:

Dear William,

This e-mail is being sent to notify you that the balance on Daniel XXXX’s card is $-23,148,855,308,184,400.00.

That’s right that is a credit card bill for over 2000 times the national debt.  So how did he run up such a large bill?  It was a pizza and a coke.  A pizza…and…a…coke?  I guess he should have skipped on the extra cheese.

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